Joke 1: A man comes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I want a vasectomy." The doctor says, "Well, that's a big decision; have you discussed this with your family?" And he replies, "Yes, and they're in favor, 11 to 3."
Joke 2:
"My stupid brother's vasectomy"
After having their 11th child, my brother and his wife decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger house. So my brother went to his MD and told him that he didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it and put it in a soda can, then hold it can up to his ear and count to 10.
My brother said to the doctor "I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a soda can next to my ear and counting to 10 is gonna help me." "Trust me" said the doctor. So my brother went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a soda can. He held it up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on the other hand.
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